Overdue (Re)Introduction

Hello hello hello!

 

I've been planning on introducing myself, yet again, but there's been a lot of things that's going on recently that I had to prioritize. That being said, even though this post almost didn't make it to this blog today, I promised myself that today is the day that I put this here.

 

What is 'this' exactly? 'This' is a post containing information about yours truly, conducted in an interview fashion (by myself as well, such a loser!) in order to bring some semblance of order to this blog. So without further ado, here is my stunning, provocative, extremely overrated, self interview!

 

Hi, please tell us your name, age, location, occupation, and to those who believes in astrology, your star sign.

 

I'm JeKi, not my real name of course. 32 years old, not too old, not too young. Lives in the 'garbage city' part of the metro. Works as a callboy at night in one of the disputed areas between Makati and Taguig. I'm a Sagittarian.

 

Why JeKi?

 

JeKi is a word play, combining my name and my boyfie's name. That's also the name of our dog.

 

Tell us more about your boyfie.

 

Boyfie's hot. Obviously. You know me, I won't settle for anything less. But seriously though, in more than two years that we've been together, he's been the rock that anchored my boat to make sure that it survives the storm that I'm currently in. But enough about him. This post should be about me. I'll let him answer questions about himself in a post dedicated to him.

 

That's nice and sweet. If he's your rock, what are you to him?

 

His ass? Lelz, I kid. I would like to believe that I'm his partner, in all sense of the word. But you better ask him when you get the chance to interview him.

 

Alright, tell us something about yourself that you haven't shared to anyone, including this blog, that you think is interesting and worthwhile.

 

This one is tough. I pride myself as an open book, so all that I can think of right now are things that I've already shared with someone. So let me just share that very few people knows about me - I've been studying how to play a violin. It's both hard and expensive but whenever I see JunCurryAhn, I can't help but be inspired.

 

Violin huh? I thought you are not a musically inclined person?

 

I am not musically inclined but violin players are so hot. I mean, violins are so powerful and flexible that it seems all encompassing, it's transforming.

 

Wow. Alright. You like violins and violin players. Besides those two, what other things do you like?

 

Movies, TV series, Online games, Books, Board games, geeky stuff.

 

Describe your normal day.

 

I wake up, prep up, go to boyfie's house, if it's a workday, we'll go together since our offices are just near each other, if it's a rest day, we'll just hangout. Then go home, either play online games or read a book. Sleep. Repeat.

 

And since this post is already too long, this is the last question for now. Why write? Why blog? What do you get from doing it?

 

I write because I need to write. Writing is an outlet for me. Thoughts that I can't express or say, I write. It helps me cope. It allows me to be the person that I need to be. And I do it here because my handwriting sucks. As my grade school teacher once said "I don't write, I create art"

 

 

There we have it. Finally finished with a 'short' reintroduction. Until next time.

Chain Blog #1 - 11 Questions

After blog lurking, I found out that I got tagged by Sef with this 11 Questions post. I enjoyed reading his answers so I do suggest that you visit his blog and read it. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

For my part, as I was asked the following questions, I will try to answer it to the best of my abilities. This is the first time I got tagged for something so excuse me for taking things too seriously.

11 Questions (paraphrased)

1. Which is worst, unrequited love or unrequited lust? 

Unrequited love will always be the worst because you can only have it with that one person. The lust part, well, I have so many unrequited lust issues but I handled it quite well. I'm good in handling things. Pun intended.

2. Nahuli mo na ba nagsesex ang parents mo? How?

Unfortunately, yes and no. Yes because they're already making out and no because they saw me before they could proceed to do the deed. How? I woke up in the middle of the night while their in the heat of the moment in the living room. Tears.

3. After mo tumae sa inodoro na may flush, pinapanuod mo ba? Bakit?

For some unknown reason, I do watch it. Gross, I know. But I can't seem to stop staring. I guess for lack of better explanation, let's just say I want to be sure there's no "MacArthur"happening.

4. Magbigay ng limang gulay na wala sa bahay kubo. Explain. Then simplify your answer.

I don't eat veggies so I don't care about what's inside Bahay Kubo. If there's no greek god waiting to frolic with me inside, isang malaking Malaysia Pakistan ka sa akin.

5. What is the worst thing you did for love?

Hmm this one is a toughie. I guess it depends on what's worse for you. Me, intentionally trying to break up a couple so I can get the person I thought I was in love with or  giving my life savings away to the person I thought would be my partner for life.

6. What is the most unusual thing you did for lust?

What might be unusual for you might not be unusual for me. For example, rimming is something I usually go for. I am not an exhibitionist but I did engage in some "foreplay" while riding the MRT. TMI already? hehehe.

7. Nautot ka na ba habang nagsesex? Ano sinabi ng partner mo?

Yes. And they, yes they because it happened multiple times, didn't say anything. Either they didn't notice it because I do try to be discreet, or they just doesn't want to ruin the moment.

8. May nakahuli na ba sayo habang nagjajakol? Bakit ka nagpahuli?

If I remember correctly, my mom was the first person to catch me in the act. That was when I was 11 or 12 so I really can't remember how or why it happened.

9. What is the worst thing or said to your ex or partner to intentionally hurt him/her?

There's nothing worse than a broken promise. Expectations are high and then boom! You left them hanging. I hate myself...

10. Nakatikim ka na ba ng kupal?

Not yet. I don't know if I would try it but it does sound interesting... eewwness!

11. Kanino ka naniniwala sa Vhong issue?

 I learned not to trust what the media says.

Whew! That was something. Now, time to come up with my own set of 11Qs

1. Globe, Smart, or Sun? Why?

2. What's the most dirtiest word you can think of right now?

3. Spit or Swallow? Length or Girth?

4. Have you tasted or tried tasting your own cum? Why or why not?

5. If you have one superpower, what will that be and how will you use it to bring world peace?

6. Favorite movie of all time? Worst? Defend your answer.

7. You have one day left to live, how will you spend it?

8. Pick one: you will have the voice of Regine yet the body and looks of Bentong or the body and flexibility of Beyonce but the voice and height of Dagul? why?

9. If you have a partner now, what is it that you wish he/she physically/materially have that they currently don't have? What do they have that you don't want them to have anymore?

9a. If you don't have any partner, what is it that you have that you want to replace with something else?

10. Bare or with condom? Why?

11. If I'm someone you just met outside, with what you just read, will you have sex with me? Why or why not?

I don't know that many people in the blogosphere to tag anyone. So if you happen  to chance and read this, let's make it fun. Answer the questions in the comment section.

Cheerio!

Survey Says

I like information. Not because I believe that information is power. I just like knowing stuff for the sake of knowing them.

I recently made a "survey" to ask people I know about relationship. I premise the guise as a "psychology class" requirement. Of course, I was just making it up. I just wanted to know how people will react about certain situations.

If you're reading this and you are bored, maybe you'll get a knack at answering the survey too :D

Psych 101 Survey - Relationships

1. Are you currently in a non-platonic relationship with someone or recently had one?

2. Do you see yourself being with the same person you are with now in the next 5 years?

3. If there was someone in your past that you would like to be with now, would you rather be with that person or with the one you have now?

4. What's the difference between being happy and satisfied in the context of a relationship?

5. Are you sexually satisfied with your currently relationship? How about before?

6. What's the difference with being in a "fling" than being "in commitment"?

7. Have you now, or in the past cheated your relationship partner?

8. Would you consider the following situation cheating or not?

     a. you exchange text messages with someone and made sure that you delete the said conversation so the person you are in a relationship with can't find out about it.

     b. you kissed someone.

     c. you had sex with someone.

     d. you fantasize about having sex with someone.

9. Do you agree that people in a relationship should keep secrets from each other or should they be open and have full disclosure?

10. If you are not happy but you are satisfied with your current relationship, would you cheat or look for someone else? What if you are happy but not satisfied?

I made all of these questions on the fly just because I THAT bored. I can only hope that the questions did make you think not just with that you currently have but with what you think you should have in the future.